Other than a Door-step salesman, can anything be more intrusive and well, annoying than so-called "voice marketing"? Yes, its another label for a marketing fad likely to end up as innovation scree at the foot of the slowly-crumbling marketing mountain. What is it? Well it’s the practice of leaving answer machine advertising messages when people are out of the home of course...
Imagine the disappointment - you get home from work, notice that there are 3 messages on the answer-machine, put your feet up, press play and then listen to your three new "friends" –
BEEP – Hi its Bob from Bob's Double Glazing… you know we got a terrific offer for you if you just try us again,,,,,
BEEP Hey, Al and Jake's Funeral Cover Plan here – if you increase your premiums you can get a mahogany casket……
BEEP Afternoon, its Mary from Mary's Home Baby Proofing Service here (yep, I’ve seen The Simpsons) –
Exasperation!!! No real friends just a bunch of delusioned marketers - each wanting to build or extend that special relationship with YOU..
But what is most surprising is that I found out about this latest “panacea to cure marketing's ills” from an unlikely source - that one-time pillar of marketing respect and bastion of one-to-one customer learning relationships, Peppers and Rogers. Since their sale to Carlson Marketing Group a couple of years ago, they seemed to have lost some of their values (or the plot perhaps) as this extract from a white paper, co-authored with the US's "leading Voice Marketing specialist" would appear to suggest:
Retail marketers have a range of interaction tools to choose from to get the job done. An emerging option is voice marketing. Voice marketing helps retailers strengthen brand and communicate with customers more effectively by combining pre-recorded, telephone messages with professional voice talent. Designed to connect with existing customers, voice marketing allows retailers to accelerate their relationships with individual customers and capture higher value. By incorporating voice marketing into their initiatives, retail CMOs can reduce costs by eliminating ineffective campaigns and reallocating marketing resources. At the same time, they can make relevant and timely offers that increase revenue via improved response rates and a higher average transaction level. (whilst really annoying the other 99 % of customers - CL)
And then this:
The Mechanics of Voice Marketing
A voice message is typically a 35-second pre-recorded audio message that sounds like a live call.The messages are left on answering machines or voice mail systems. The retailer can determine the content, style, length and even gender of the voice for each campaign.To make connections, voice marketing relies on a combination of hardware components, including routers, dialers and servers.A typical campaign is launched between 10am and 4pm (when everyone is out- CL) and can be targeted at a focused customer group or expanded to reach millions of customers. Two differentiators are the realism of each call and the ability to differentiate between an answering machine and a live person.Through the use of voice talent, each message is “professionally unprofessional” (come again? CL) and sounds like a live person-to-person phone call. If the customer “picks up,” the technology recognizes the algorithm of a human voice and switches from a 35-second message to a shorter message that sounds like a simple alert.Typically, 20% of calls placed are picked up by a live customer, and results among customers receiving a live message versus an answering machine message are similar. On average, two in one thousand call recipients opt-out of future messages, in which case an inbound, automated calling system immediately processes the request.
Quite frankly this is so wide of the mark from Peppers and Rogers, it is almost funny - if it wasn’t so corny. Voice Marketing represents the worst excesses of ROI Marketing gone extreme. OK it is meant to be used for existing customers only and is trying to stick to FCC regulations. But even so, I cant help but squirm at the thought of answermachines being clogged up with ad messages as well as doormats etc..
But strangest of all is the title of this paper itself : "At the Eye of The Storm: How Retail Chief Marketing Officers can Deliver the Optimal Customer Experience". Where did that come from? What is obvious is that the Voice marketers have taken some Peppers and Rogers thinking on customer experience management and then tagged their rather desperate and tactical marketing method alongside it. The juxtaposition is odd to say the least - how can VM even hope to deliver an "optimal customer experience"? (By the way, I am loathe to give this a link - if you really want it, you can search for it on the P&R web site)
OK, Voice Marketing has been around a while but surely, endorsed by Peppers and Rogers?!! I dont believe it.
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